Virgin Mary disputes claims she will play Knock on Dec 5th
The Virgin Mary has disputed claims that she will appear at the Knock Basilica on December 5th as she has a long-standing engagement to appear at the tree stump in Rathkeale, Co Limerick on the same date.
“I am the Virgin Mary, not some wannabe,” she said. “My engagements take two years to plan and all these random one-off shows are playing havoc with my schedule.”
The holy mother said anyone interested in booking an appearance by her should go through the proper channels. “I have a long term contract with the catholic church. Talk to them,” she said.
The men who called people to Knock for the predicted apparition last Saturday – Joe Coleman and Keith Henderson – had claimed yesterday that another apparition would take place in the Knock Basilica on December 5th.
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