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Celebrity ego fuel to revive economy and save planet
Despite all indications to the contrary, it now seems likely that a Green Party energy initiative is going to save the Government, the economy, the country and the planet. »
TDs to bring toilet roll to work, but not yet ready to be toilet-trained
The Brutalised Taxpayers’ Association (BTA) has welcomed news that TDs and Senators will bring toilet roll to work with them in future to help curb rampant costs. »
Green leaders caught urinating in neighbours’ compost bins
Vital talks between Fianna Fail and the Green Party on revising the Programme for Government had to be delayed this morning as some members of the Green negotiating team were helping Gardai with their enquiries. »
Sargent launches waterproof Jesus Sandals for organic farmers
Mireland’s Minister for Food and Horticulture Trevor Sargent has announced an exciting technological development for the organic farming community which will enable organic farmers to walk on water without getting their feet wet. »
Cowen fears ‘a very Mirish coup’
The Mire has learned that a major row has erupted between Taoiseach Brian Cowen and Justice Minister Dermot Ahern over legislation to criminalise the act of directing a criminal gang. The Taoiseach fears that the legislation could be used to remove him from office. »
TDs to apply for jobs subsidy scheme
The Government’s proposed temporary employment subsidy scheme has been warmly received by Fianna Fail and Green TDs, councillors and party workers all of whom expect to apply for the subsidy. »