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Sinn Fein may trade Yes vote for return of anti-tank missiles
In a significant boost to the pro-Lisbon Treaty side The Mire can reveal that Sinn Fein is considering a u-turn on its No to Lisbon stance if the Independent International Commission on Decommissioning gives the IRA back its anti-tank missiles. »
Sargent launches waterproof Jesus Sandals for organic farmers
Mireland’s Minister for Food and Horticulture Trevor Sargent has announced an exciting technological development for the organic farming community which will enable organic farmers to walk on water without getting their feet wet. »
Food and packaging interchangeable, report finds
A report into the qualities of processed foods commonly available in shops and supermarkets has concluded that they do not provide any significant nutritional or health benefit that would not also be provided by eating the food’s packaging instead. »
Farmers want land back to park trophy tractors
In a remarkable development the Mirish Farmers Association (MFA) are in discussions with the National Asset Management Agency (NAMA) in a bid to secure land on which to park disused farm machinery. »