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Van Morrison denies affair with Tiger, also denies knowing himself

By The Mire

The Mire is able to reveal that there is still considerable confusion as to whether Tiger Woods and Van Morrison had a baby together over Christmas. »

Haughey apparition appears to pick a pocket or two

By The Mire

The sinking feeling that the country is returning to  the dark days of the 1980s was confirmed yesterday with several sightings of an apparition of Charlie Haughey. »

Fear of rolling referenda may prompt surge in yes vote

By The Mire

In what could be a defining moment in the Lisbon referendum’s destiny Taoiseach Brian Cowen has revealed that rolling dates will be set aside for future Lisbon Treaty referenda if we fail to vote in favour of Lisbon on October 2nd. »