Entertainment
UN Commission For Crying Out Loud calls for a halt to John Waters
The United Nations Commission For Crying Out Loud (UNCFCOL) has called for an immediate halt to John Waters. »
Over half CBB contestants are probably not biodegradable
Over half the contestants in Celebrity Big Brother are probably not biodegradable, according to a source in one of the country’s top funeral homes. »
Van Morrison denies affair with Tiger, also denies knowing himself
The Mire is able to reveal that there is still considerable confusion as to whether Tiger Woods and Van Morrison had a baby together over Christmas. »
Nigella becoming Russell Brand ‘most amazing event of noughties’
Nigella Lawson’s remarkable transformation into stand-up comedian Russell Brand has been voted the most amazing event of the noughties by readers of The Mire. »
The Mire reflects on a pig’s mickey of a year – twisted and crooked
It was a year that began with a visit from several British MPs to Dail Eireann to study the mystifying way in which our TDs resisted resigning. »
RTE to embrace recession to maintain licence fee revenues
RTE is to be at the centre of a new austerity drive in 2010 that will see the national broadcaster transmit all of its programmes in black and white. »
Women claim Duncan Stewart is stalking them through their TVs
Gardai say they are mystified by a huge number of calls from people who inadvertently tuned into About The House on RTE1 last night and have since become convinced that presenter Duncan Stewart is stalking them through their television sets. »
Big Brother makers and Simon Cowell may make reality show here
X Factor producer Simon Cowell and Big Brother producer Endemol are believed to be in negotiations with Taoiseach Brian Cowen about turning events in the country into a reality television show. »
Kidney bans X Factor, fears JEdward effect on Leinster players
As they prepare to face the Wallabies in Croke Park on Sunday the nation’s finest rugby players have been banned from watching, talking about or reading about the X Factor. »
Celebrity ego fuel to revive economy and save planet
Despite all indications to the contrary, it now seems likely that a Green Party energy initiative is going to save the Government, the economy, the country and the planet. »